19 October 2005

Whatzina name?

I bought a car recently. I did my homework. I corresponded with many dealerships. Mere moments ago I got an email from one wondering if I had purchased a car yet.

This is (part of) the email address: swindle@patxxxx.dealerspace.com

Now I ask, would you buy a car from them?

I swear on the eyes of these organic fingerling potatoes this is true.


Lee Hartsfeld said...

I guess that's better than junkers.com. Or maybe not....

Excellent pun.

Years ago, a coworker told me she had her grandmother's eyes. Of course, I asked, "Where do you keep them? In a jar?" Astonishingly, she DID speak to me after that.


CrimsonCrow said...

Would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a mule