I bought a car recently. I did my homework. I corresponded with many dealerships. Mere moments ago I got an email from one wondering if I had purchased a car yet.
This is (part of) the email address: swindle@patxxxx.dealerspace.com
Now I ask, would you buy a car from them?
I swear on the eyes of these organic fingerling potatoes this is true.
2 comments:
I guess that's better than junkers.com. Or maybe not....
Excellent pun.
Years ago, a coworker told me she had her grandmother's eyes. Of course, I asked, "Where do you keep them? In a jar?" Astonishingly, she DID speak to me after that.
Lee
Would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a mule
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